Dear Collections.

[Josen]

I am sorry but I hear BOP the tank is pro.

[Clementine]

There are perfectly valid reasons to HoP the tank...

That said, story?

[Josen]

What else will two Ret paladins, who are bored in a Naxx pug, do to pass the time? Have a HOP war on boss fights. Totally and completely my fault as I started it but he ended up getting kick from raid for HOP the tank and wiping the raid....twice

Also I think some one might have Salv the tank a few times in order to get the other killed.

[Clementine]

Heh.

I remember a night of early Brut attempts where we had no MD so the tank was body-pulling... Either the tank would get throttled and the healers would pull heal aggro and they'd die, or the healers would hold heals and the tank'd die... it was ugly.

At some point, someone yells "CAN WE KEEP THE FUCKING TANK ALIVE FOR 10 FUCKING SECONDS!?"

I got in so much trouble... but they should have specified better parameters.

[Jorick]

Back in the MC days, my guild's pallies had a habit of bubbling the tank at the end of Gaarr for grins and giggles. It would usually be one of the rogues who would experience the extra special love that only a gigantic rock golem can give.

We took it in stride and laughed about it... Until one day, the network gods blessed the raid and all of the rogues got their vanishes off. Gaarr went straight for a hunter.. Who happened to also be the GM.. and promptly planted his face into the dirt.

All we heard over vent was "You sons of bitches"

[Josen]

Wait....they let a huntard be GM of a guild and it was not fail?

[Wheeler]

Back in the MC days, my guild's pallies had a habit of bubbling the tank at the end of Gaarr for grins and giggles. It would usually be one of the rogues who would experience the extra special love that only a gigantic rock golem can give.

We took it in stride and laughed about it... Until one day, the network gods blessed the raid and all of the rogues got their vanishes off. Gaarr went straight for a hunter.. Who happened to also be the GM.. and promptly planted his face into the dirt.

All we heard over vent was "You sons of bitches"

Back in the Defiant days, I once vanished at the same time as a Sapphiron ice bomb, negating all the damage. Ask Iruga, shit was SO cash.

[Iruga]

Back in the Defiant days, I once vanished at the same time as a Sapphiron ice bomb, negating all the damage. Ask Iruga, shit was SO cash.

Yeah, I did it too, right after you, pretty sure I stole your thunder on that one.

[Vys]

I most certainly did not wipe us twice. I intended to HoP Josen again and fat fingered my mouseover key before the mouse reached him on grid.

That being said, the DK tank lost aggro on Heigen and he went straight for (omg) the warrior tank who had secondary aggro. The warrior proceeded to be like "wow what the fuck" and stood him in the fire for not one, but 2 flames. At which point everyone on vent starts screaming "oh my god someone DI'd me again" and "who DI'd the tank?" because they are so hip with pally terms.

Not being a bitch and hiding behind the other paladins, I owned up to it. I offered to pay for the repair bills of anyone who needed at which point things went from bad to worse. Apparently my 3 minute set back was far too much for them, so I mentioned that I didn't realize a FOUR HOUR 3 WING NAXX PUG WITH A MONKEY BUBBLED TANK WAS SUPER SERIOUS and that I was HoP'ing out of fun and boredom.

"That's it you're done."

Fucked on KT loot again (6 weeks running). Grats on Earthshaper lolololol.

[Reach]

I support this story and all of the turns that it takes.

[Wheeler]

Yeah, I did it too, right after you, pretty sure I stole your thunder on that one.

Why you gotta be like that, Iruga?

I pictured us as a team of unaccountability. I remember the day 2.0 hit, you were in Naxx specced as Shadowstep and someone else was specced Hemo. Wylan says over vent, "Why in the hell is there a hemo debuff up there?" and the rogues were quiet.

[Josen]

I didn't realize a FOUR HOUR 3 WING NAXX PUG WITH A MONKEY BUBBLED TANK WAS SUPER SERIOUS

Naxx is so hard. Also the freaking bad warrior tank was taking all the Offsepc drops for us.

I had more enjoyment from HoP war and DPS race then anything else.

[itsflailandimwylansno1fan]

I feel for you Collections. New Naxx was/is trash. The only excitement I derived from the zone was our continual killing of Regulate with TotT chaining for a good 2.5 months before he finally figured out what was happening, or someone told him.

[Iruga]

Why you gotta be like that, Iruga?

I pictured us as a team of unaccountability. I remember the day 2.0 hit, you were in Naxx specced as Shadowstep and someone else was specced Hemo. Wylan says over vent, "Why in the hell is there a hemo debuff up there?" and the rogues were quiet.

Haha, yeah. I just remember on Saph, after I did it people were like WTF, how did you survive, Iruga?! Even though you had done it the attempt before.

[Wendell]

Why you gotta be like that, Iruga?

I pictured us as a team of unaccountability. I remember the day 2.0 hit, you were in Naxx specced as Shadowstep and someone else was specced Hemo. Wylan says over vent, "Why in the hell is there a hemo debuff up there?" and the rogues were quiet.

There was a reason the other officers stayed out of the defrogue. None of us coveted the migranes so we just hoped Tredian could manage the chaos well enough to get the job done. I guess it worked ...

Most fun I had in old content was the night I bet the guild a bunch of gold that no one could take me out with the bomb on Baron Geddon. I had to promise to not use bubble and did a pretty good job of ducking death until Mallery got me with a pinpoint Blink.

[Jorick]

Most fun I had in old content was the night I bet the guild a bunch of gold that no one could take me out with the bomb on Baron Geddon. I had to promise to not use bubble and did a pretty good job of ducking death until Mallery got me with a pinpoint Blink.

We had a pally in my old MC guild who was the guild whipping boy. One night, for whatever reason, he had to go AFK at Geddon. He wedged himself into the wall far away from where we were, in case he got bombed.

On vent, the raid leader said "100g to the person who kills Dan"

There was a nice line of corpses pointing straight at him. I happened to be on the end of our arc that was close to him when I got bombed, so I of course turned and ran at him... And then hit Sprint. Over Vent, people were saying Go Jorix Go.

I left that night 100g richer.

Even funnier was when Dan came back and said "Oh, I got the bomb?" The Raid leader said "Yeah, something like that".

[Wheeler]

There was a reason the other officers stayed out of the defrogue. None of us coveted the migranes so we just hoped Tredian could manage the chaos well enough to get the job done. I guess it worked ...

Most fun I had in old content was the night I bet the guild a bunch of gold that no one could take me out with the bomb on Baron Geddon. I had to promise to not use bubble and did a pretty good job of ducking death until Mallery got me with a pinpoint Blink.

[5] [Defrogue] Wylan has joined the channel.
[5] [Defrogue] [Iruga]: STFU GUYS WYLAN'S HERE

[Tredian]

[5] [Defrogue] Wylan has joined the channel.
[5] [Defrogue] [Iruga]: STFU GUYS WYLAN'S HERE


I think I may have posted this before, but here's a sample of the defrogue preparations for a Gnomish visit.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9393/gnomishvisitg.jpg


But, there was the one night when The Gnome had to make a visit involving a cheeseburger, but that may be best left for another time.

[Wheeler]

But, there was the one night when The Gnome had to make a visit involving a cheeseburger, but that may be best left for another time.

That may have happened multiple times. He once joined the channel after I dropped my wendys on the ground and debated eating it. I was incredibly drunk.

He must really like cheeseburgers.

Also, I ate it.

[Iruga]

The always coveted drunk Wylan LETS PVP visits were definitely one of my favorite memories. I'll always remember the golden defrogue days, too bad almost all of us quit with BC. :x